No Means No

During CNY, I was told by ali-punya-anak (Alison) that someone we knew back then became a model and won some sort of pageant. I wasn't very surprised. Nowadays if you own a pair of legs, you can call yourself a model. Then you join some Dutch Lady or whatever yogurt mini competition, you can be Miss Malaysia. Then you took some shots with some random person who owns a big camera who claims himself a photographer, you're some sort of celebrity.

But I'm holding back a bit, the girl we knew is kinda sorta a bit godzilla looking. She's the kind who sits with her legs open and allow her welcoming panties say a very warm Hello to you.

I was expecting her turning into a graceful swan. It always work that way- when girls were ugly back then, they might blossom into attractive young women while 50% of the pretty ones back then look like Phua Chu Kang's wife now. Then she came and proved my assumptions wrong. Still the same. Hello panties~

Standards that used to be so difficult to achieve in the past can be easily reach nowadays. Like photographers. I don't know whether it's just KK where everyone has nothing else to do but pick up something to learn (which is a good thing) or follow the trend.

Some took pretty good pictures, the kinds I wouldn't mind checking them out. These are some of the few from people who wouldn't mind me copy their work without permission. Mind also i don't care.

Os

VH

CK

Things or people don't piss you off up until they start to wave sad lil assets they have in front of your face and mistaken the look on your face is jealousy instead of pity.

Such posers, take a few wine glasses pictures make them professional photographers. The ones I hate most are the typical Louis Pang wanna-be pictures, particularly the wedding ones. Those pictures makes me think marriage is the most horrible thing ever. Everytime someone post pictures like that up to facebook, this is what i do.

What a relief.

Well this is not the best picture taken by CK but I think this is the best moment captured. How often do you catch model-wannabes squeezing so hard that almost leave a dent on the poor car.

Taken by TK my friend aka plagiarizer.

Proof. MY idea. Pay up!!

I wonder why is it so hard for some people to accept what they see in the mirror (I'm sorry but you're really not model material), on their computer (pictures) and just accept the harsh reality.